Back to School Jokes
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
-'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school'
-'But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'
-'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
-'Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me,
-'Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now
and get ready.'
-'Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'
-'Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're
the Head teacher!'