BACK TO SCHOOL

Back to School Jokes

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

-'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school'

-'But why, Mom? I don't want to go.' 

-'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.' 

-'Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, 

too!' 

-'Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now 

and get ready.' 

-'Give me two reasons why I should go to school.' 

-'Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're 

the Head teacher!'